Blog Tour Stop: Fifth Grave Past the Light by Darynda Jones

Never underestimate the power of a woman

on a double espresso with a mocha latte chaser high.

—T-shirt

Charley Davidson isn’t your everyday, run-of-the-mill grim reaper.  She’s more of a paranormal private eye/grim reaper extraordinaire.  However, she gets sidetracked when the sexy, sultry son of Satan, Reyes Farrow, moves in next door. To further complicate matters, Reyes is her main suspect in an arson case.  Charley has vowed to stay away from him until she can find out the truth…but then dead women start appearing in her apartment, one after another, each lost, confused, and terrified beyond reason.  When it becomes apparent that her own sister, Gemma, is the serial killer’s next target Charley has no choice but to ask for Reyes’ help.  Arsonist or not, he’s the one man alive who could protect Gemma no matter who or what came at her. But he wants something in return. Charley. All of her, body and soul. And to keep her sister safe, it is a price she is willing to pay.

Charley Davidson is at it again in Fifth Grave Past the Light, the sexy, suspenseful, and laugh-out-loud funny fifth installment of the New York Times bestselling series by Darynda Jones.

I am so excited to read this book. I am still waiting for my copy to arrive. It's times like this, I wish I had the forethought to get the ebook version and a Kindle instead. Keep scrolling to read an excerpt from Fifth Grave Past the Light and to enter a giveaway for an autographed copy of Fifth Grave. There are also links to sites where you can purchase your own copy. There's also a quiz that you can take at the way bottom. I got an 8, so that means, "You are open to unique experiences and you have an open, inquisitive mind. You may have experienced the supernatural at some point in your life. You are a fan of all paranormal, books, movies and TV series." So true! :D

~*~EXCERPT~*~

Ask me about life after death.

—T-shirt often seen on Charley Davidson,

    a grim reaper with questionable morals

The dead guy at the end of the bar kept trying to buy me a drink.

Which figured. No one else was even taking a second look and I’d

dressed to the nines. Or, at the very least, the eight- and- a-halves.

But the truly disturbing part of my evening was the fact that my

mark, one Mr. Marvin Tidwell, blond real estate broker and suspected

adulterer, actually turned down the drink I’d tried to buy

him.

Turned it down!

I felt violated.

I sat at the bar, sipping a margarita, lamenting the sad turn my life

had taken. Especially to night. This case was not going as planned.

Maybe I wasn’t Marv’s type. It happened. But I was oozing interest.

And I wore makeup. And I had cleavage. Even with all that going for

me, this investigation was firmly wedged between the cracks of no and

where. At least I could tell my client, aka Mrs. Marvin Tidwell, that it

would seem her husband was not cheating on her. Not randomly,

anyway. The fact that he could’ve been meeting someone in par tic ular

kept me glued to my barstool.

“C-come here often?”

I looked over at the dead guy. He’d finally worked up the courage

to approach and I got a better view of him. I figured him for the runt

of the litter. He wore round- rimmed glasses and a tattered baseball

cap that sat backwards on top of muddy brown hair. Add to that a

faded blue T-shirt and loosely ripped jeans and he could’ve been a

skater, a computer geek, or a backwoods moonshiner.

His cause of death was not immediately apparent. No stab wounds

or gaping holes. No missing limbs or tire tracks across his face. He

didn’t even look like a drug addict, so I couldn’t tell why he’d died at

such a young age. Taking into account the fact that his baby- faced

features would make him look younger than he probably was, I estimated

him to be somewhere around my age when he’d passed.

He stood waiting for an answer. I thought “Come here often?”

was rhetorical, but okay. Not wanting to be perceived as talking to

myself in a room full of people, I responded by lifting one shoulder

in a halfhearted shrug.

Sadly, I did. Come here often. This was my dad’s bar, and while I

never set up stings here for fear of someone I knew blowing my

cover, this just happened to be the very same bar Mr. Tidwell frequented.

At least if it came to a knockdown drag- out, I might have

some backup. I knew most of the regulars and all of the employees.

Dead Guy glanced toward the kitchen, seeming nervous before he

refocused on me. I glanced that way as well. Saw a door.

“Y-you’re very shiny,” he said, drawing my attention back to him.

He had a stutter. Few things were more adorable than a grown

man with boyish features and a stutter. I stirred my margarita and

pasted on a fake smile. I couldn’t talk to him in a room full of living,

breathing patrons. Especially when one was named Jessica Guinn, to

my utter mortification. I hadn’t seen her fiery red hair since high

school but there she sat, a few seats down from me, surrounded by a

group of chattering socialites who looked almost as fake as her boobs.

But that could be my bitterness rearing its ugly head.

Unfortunately, my forced smile only encouraged Dead Guy.

“Y-you are. You’re like the s-sun reflecting off the chrome bumper of

a f-fifty- seven Chevy.”

He splayed his fingers in the air to demonstrate, and my heart was

gone. Damn it. He was like all those lost puppies I tried to save as a

child to no avail because I had an evil stepmother who believed all

stray dogs were rabid and would try to rip out her jugular. A fact that

had nothing to do with my desire to bring them into the house.

“Yeah,” I said under my breath, doing my best ventriloquist impersonation,

“thanks.”

“I’m D-Duff ,” he said.

“I’m Charley.” I kept my hands wrapped around my drink lest he

decide we needed to shake. Not many things looked stranger to the

living world than a grown woman shaking air. You know those kids

with invisible friends? Well, I was one of those. Only I wasn’t a kid,

and my friends weren’t invisible. Not to me, anyway. And I could see

them because I’d been born the grim reaper, which was not as bad as

it sounded. I was basically a portal to heaven, and whenever someone

was stuck on Earth, having chosen not to cross over immediately after

death, they could cross to the other side through me. I was like a giant

bug light, only what I lured was already dead.

I pulled at my extra- tight sweater. “Is it just me, or is it really

warm in here?”

His baby blues shot toward the kitchen again. “Hot is m-more

like it. S-so, I— I couldn’t help but notice you t-tried to buy that guy

over there a drink.”

I let my fake smile go. Freed it like a captured bird. If it came back

to me, it would be mine. If not, it never was. “And?”

“You’re b-barking up the wrong tree with that one.”

Surprised, I put my drink down— the one I bought myself— and

leaned in a little closer. “He’s gay?”

Duff snorted. “N-no. But he’s been in here a lot lately. He l-likes

his women a little . . . l-looser.”

“Dude, how much sluttier can I get?” I indicated my attire with a

sweep of my hand.

“N-no, I mean, well, you’re a l-little—” He let his gaze travel the

length of me. “—t-tight.”

I gasped. “I look anal?”

He drew in a deep breath and tried again. “H-he only hits on

women who are more s-substantial than you.”

Oh, that wasn’t offensive at all. “I have depth. I’ve read Proust.

No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie- the- Pooh. My bad.”

He shifted his non ex is tent weight, cleared his throat, and tried

again. “More v-voluptuous.”

“I have curves,” I said through a clenched jaw. “Have you seen

my ass?”

“Heavier!” he blurted out.

“I weigh— Oh, you mean he likes bigger women.”

“E-exactly, while I on the other hand—”

Duff ’s words faded into the background like elevator music. So

Marv liked big women. A new plan formed in the darkest, most corrupt

corners of Barbara. My brain.

Cookie, otherwise known as my receptionist during regular business

hours and my best friend 24/7, was perfect. She was large and in

charge. Or well, large and kind of bossy. I picked up my cell phone

and called her.

“This better be good,” she said.

“It is. I need your assistance.”

“I’m watching the first season of Prison Break.”

“Cookie, you’re my assistant. I need assistance. With a case. You

know those things we take on to make money?”

“Prison. Break. It’s about these brothers who—”

“I know what Prison Break is.”

“Then have you ever actually seen these boys? If you had, you

would not expect me to abandon them in their time of need. I think

there’s a shower scene coming up.”

“Do these brothers sign your paycheck?”

“No, but technically neither do you.”

Damn. She was right. It was much easier to just have her forge my

name.

“I need you to come flirt with my mark.”

“Oh, okay. I can do that.”

Nice. The F-word always worked with her. I filled her in and told

her the deal with Tidwell, then ordered her to hurry over.

“And dress sexy,” I said right before hanging up. But I regretted

the sexy part instantly. The last time I told Cookie to dress sexy for a

much- needed girls’ night out on the town, she wore a lace- up corset,

fishnet stockings, and a feather boa. She looked like a dominatrix. I’d

never been the same.

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~*~ About the Author ~*~

NY Times and USA Today Bestselling Author Darynda Jones has won numerous awards for her work, including a prestigious Golden Heart®, a Rebecca, two Hold Medallions, a RITA ®, and a Daphne du Maurier, and she has received stellar reviews from dozens of publications including starred reviews from Publisher’s Weekly, Booklist, and the Library Journal. As a born storyteller, Darynda grew up spinning tales of dashing damsels and heroes in distress for any unfortunate soul who happened by, annoying man and beast alike, and she is ever so grateful for the opportunity to carry on that tradition. She currently has two series with St. Martin’s Press: The Charley Davidson Series and the Darklight Trilogy. She lives in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, with her husband of almost 30 years and two beautiful sons, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys. She can be found at www.daryndajones.com.

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The “Maybe I Have Charley Abilities" Test

“Ask me about life after death.”

—Charley Davidson

     Let’s face it, Charley is all kinds of awesome. But her job as the Grim Reaper comes with a whole lot of crazy. Imagine being the portal to heaven. See? Crazy. But didn’t we all inherit a little of the crazy gene? You know. The one your great aunt Sally passed down? So even though you aren’t the grim reaper, thanks to Great Aunt Sally, you may still have the ability to speak to ghosts. Think about it. Do you sense things before they happen? Do you sometimes know things, yet you can’t for the life of you explain how you know them? You may have powers similar to Charley. Are you a ghost whisperer such as our snarky heroine Charley?

Let’s take a test and see how much extrasensory perception you have.

First, take a deep breath and hold it.

Hold it . . .

Hold it . . .

              Just kidding. Your ability, or lack thereof, to go deep sea diving without a *** has nothing to do with extrasensory perception.

But maybe this will help:

            1. Do you see dead people in your home?  Especially in the corners and bathroom?

Yes___ No___

             2. Have you ever gotten goose bumps from a sudden chill in a room for no apparent reason?

Yes___ No___

3. Have you ever been told that psychic gifts run in your family?

Yes___ No___

           4. Have you ever known the cell phone was going to ring before it actually rang?

Yes___ No___

5. Have you ever had a dream or a vision that came true?

Yes___ No___

6. Have you ever felt you were being watched when you were alone?

Yes___ No___

7. Would you refuse to spend the night in a "haunted” house?

Yes___ No___

8. Do you meditate?

Yes___ No___

        9. Do you easily accept new experiences without trying to find an explanation?

Yes___ No___

10. Do you go with your "gut feeling”?

Yes___ No___

     11.  Have you ever seen anything that could not be explained logically?

Yes___ No___

12.    Do you have an open mind about the supernatural?

Yes___ No___

13.  Do you hear voices, yet are alone in your room?

Yes___ No___

14. Do you wear black 90% of the time?

Yes___ No___

15.  Do you drink lots of coffee?

Yes___ No___

Scoring your test:

         Give yourself one point for each "yes” answer. As for question "14 &  15”  you don’t count those. LOL 

The 4-1-1 on your Score:

Scores 1 – 4

             Your psychic ability has not been fully developed.  It may be that your personality is collected and commonsensical, and you prefer to see "phenomena” in your books only.  However, keep reading paranormal romances. Who knows? You may get lucky.  

Scores 5 – 8

             You are open to unique experiences and you have an open, inquisitive mind. You may have experienced the supernatural at some point in your life. You are a fan of all paranormal, books, movies and TV series.

Scores 9 – 13

         It is certainly possible that you have Charley’s ghost whispering abilities. Your score is very encouraging. You have almost certainly experienced a supernatural event.  You are very open to the subject. You are a fan of planning vacations around spots that are rumored to be haunted, and you read tons of paranormal romances. Warning: You should place a sign on the bathroom door, just in case.  Happy ghost whispering!